The transformation of coffee into wine resp. weissbeer here represents only the preliminary stage to the not less magical transformation of water into just those respective and respectable beverages: in that »the consumer himself <i>contributes to the production of the product consumed by him</i> by that work of tracing and deciphering which (...) can constitute the whole act of consumption and all satisfaction«, elevates the culinary charlatan or brute, respectively. At least, however, it elevates the Pierrot qua taster to a messianic figure in the footsteps of the Nazarene. Possibly this tooltip represents the preliminary peak of a commenter's megalomania in the webcomic. But we are not fooling ourselves: commenters more megalomaniac than us will come one day.